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21 weird and true facts about Bartolo Colon on his 45th birthday


Thursday marks a Big Sexy birthday.

It's time for the ageless Bartolo Colon to blow out 45 candles on his cake.

We here at For The Win -- and frankly, a vast majority of baseball fans -- love Colon and have spent quite a bit of time marveling at his continued excellence at such an advanced-by-sports-standards age.

So to celebrated, here are 21 facts -- one for each season he's played in the majors -- about the pitcher.

1. How old is he?

2. His longevity is amazing

Colon has struck out more batters than this partial list of Hall of Fame pitchers:

19. He made so much money in his 40s

Per Spotrac, He made just $8.25 million from 2008 to 2013. Then he made $20 million in two years with the Mets, $12.5 million with the Braves and $1.75 million with the Rangers.

20. His GIFs might be the best in baseball

21. He owns the trademark on "Big Sexy"

As he should.

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